Thursday, May 29, 2008

Profound vs. Complex


I am continually amazed at how moronic supposedly intelligent people tend to be. They take a few college classes, post-grad even, and suddenly they think themselves geniuses. The fact that they don’t know they are nothing special is what makes them morons.

Remember that scene in Goodwill Hunting where the Math professor is talking to Matt Damon and says something like “Only a handful of people in the world would be able to tell the difference between you and me.” I want to expand on this idea a little more. I’ve sat through a lot of classes, a lot, and have worked with many intelligent, learned people. However, there is one concept that most don’t quite grasp. The idea of doing something profound vs. something that is only complex. I emphasize only because really it is the basis for my argument. Complex just means a bunch of steps. I don’t know if it is inflated ego or just ignorance, but “The Learned” give themselves much more credit than they deserve. As a matter of fact, so do the observers of “The learned”. For example, take multivariable calculus; if you haven’t had the class, you may think that someone capable of learning this is highly intelligent and/or gifted. Sorry, it’s just a series of somewhat complex steps that, with practice, can be followed as easily as a dot-to-dot. Remember the steps, a couple of formulas, and you're set. This is only complex as is most higher level math. Now, being the one who invented Calculus, the one that thought of shrinking those little rectangles infinitesimally small to calculate that area under a curve; that is profound. This idea extends to more than just Calculus, it applies to almost everything. Laws, proofs, theorems..all memorization of steps and understanding of profound work someone else did, which to you, is nothing but complex. I give all the grads and post grads props for being diligent and working through the steps, but the truth of the matter is, almost none of you have done anything profound. I am absolutely in this category but the difference is, I know it. I am smart, but that’s it. You may consider it arrogant to call yourself smart, but my definition is nothing to brag about. Smart only means you have learned that with time and resources you have the ability to learn someone else’s work. That’s it. I’ve never been clever or inventive and never had any real talent, but I’m smart so I copy really well, like most people with a BS or MS. I’ll leave the Doctors out of it as I would be speaking out of turn.

I work with engineers all day long and they think reciting some random formula or proof demonstrates the significant brain power that they seem to mask with their daily work. Again, idiots; and I’m the worst of them. I actually memorized “The Raven” by Poe for bragging rights. It is really really long and I am really really smart. Again, anyone, anyone with too much time on their hands and the will to do so can recite someone else’s work. The tragedy is when you realize what you are incapable of doing…writing an original, inventing anything of your own, having an original thought. Unlike the high school student that says they just can’t do math, you know better. You know you can learn and think and work through problems and in doing so you also learn that you really have little more to offer than a copy machine. Sorry moms, those genius sons and daughters of yours are far from genius…you just didn’t know any better.

7 comments:

The Nemesing One said...

Can something be profoundly complex? How about complicatedly profound? You didn't think about that did you Mr. Wizard; Mr. I can do higher mathematics. And one final question: if there are people who think they are geniuses, but really are not, are there people who think they are dumbasses but really are not?

Anonymous said...

I prefer Sir, not mister. Both are correct, people only see a short distance, almost like beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. We see very little in our gap of intelligence. Dumbass are only dumb to someone smarter, and visa versa. Why some people find GW to be a fine and intellegent speaker. To them he is speaking their language or perhaps even a genius. No body puts it better than Chris Rock on fathering abilities, " you're suppose too MF"

Roundisashape said...

Now that a profound blog. Well put although some credit is due to those college grads who took the time and dedication to learn and become complex. It is however unfortunate that they hold themselves in a class with the Einsteins of the world. Oh and G.W. of course thats for elkdown who is simply obsessed with the man and mentions his name way to much on way to many topics, it will finally be over in November.Or will it?

Matt said...

I consider the fact that you collect dolls to be profoundly weird.

MeatWad said...

They are not DOLLS! They are action figures.

The Nemesing One said...

Are they poseable? Have you ever created voices for them and had them converse one w/ another? Swap the exlosion and gunshot noises for miniature pink tea cups, and they're frick'n dolls. One last question: does it matter what you call them when you're sticking them up your extremely rotund bum?

Anonymous said...

Since calculus is really as simple as dot-to-dot, what does that say about the fellow who has taken the class and got a Dynomite (or maybe it was a Fantastic)? I'm sure I don't know.