The guy on this phone message is awesome. I admittedly haven't been in the dating scene for a while....ever really, but I'm pretty sure I would be a fantastic catch if this is my competition. I'm not sure what the plural of douche is, douchi, douchon, douchod....but this guy goes way beyond singular doucheness...He is at least douche squared. Possibly even douche to the power of douche.
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That is the single-most incredible thing I have ever heard. Holy crap. What a tool.
That is awesome. Completely awesome.....I love new forms of the word "douche."
I have a few up my sleeve that you'll see in the next couple days.
I wish I could meet that guy... so I could get the world's biggest douche's autograph. I would tell him that is why I wanted his autograph, too.
C'mon, I've heard you use that accent before...
j/k -B
I am pretty sure I have met this pyscho, full of himself, cocky, stalker type, at least three times. Douche, let me tell you all a little something, stay married at all costs because I can assure you this is more common that you would think and scary, wow!!! For those of you that think the grass is greener on the other side, you need smacked in the head with a blunt object, once you regain your composure go grab your spouse and take a vow right then and there, that you will do all you can to keep them, cause it ain't so great out there. Believe me when I tell you.
This should serve as a warning to every girl out there. In fact, it should be in the Girl Handbook... We should memorize Dmitri's name and try to recognize his voice while in a double-blind test...
You know, just to make sure we never actually end up on a blind date with this heckuva guy. :)
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